Hestia Degen Miner Whitepaper

Get Rich or Get Rekt!

May 20, 2025

How to Not Suck at This

Welcome to Hestia Degen Miner, the most degen mining dApp on Basechain!

  • 😂 Boring DeFi farms are like waiting for an FBI Epstein list. Degen Miner is here to satisfy.
  • 😂 Ludicrous 2.7% daily ROI (that’s 999% APR yes, you read that right.)
  • 😂 6% sell tax 🚨 to keep you from cabbaging your bags.
  • 😂 Buy miners with Hestia tokens, earn Hestia tokens, compound more than cabbage
  • 😂 Certified side chick of the Circle/Hestia Ecosystem, with thousands of holders, deflationary tech, and a zillion use cases coming, we gon be lit).

    • Rule #2

    1. 💀beware cabbage hands💀

    Holla at ya boi

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